Hae-factor

If Français is a romantic language, eighth grade taught me that I'm not one. T_T

• Me: Oh no, I've been betrayed.
• Me: I've been et tu Brutéd. What the heck.
• Coworker: Eww, French.
• Me: Latin!
• Coworker: Good.
• Coworker: French is gross.
• Me: I heart Français! It's such a romantic language that I got a D in.
• Coworker: Eww.
• Coworker: French is an ugly language.
• Me: Aw. You're being mean to the language Belle spoke in Disney's Beauty And The Beast.
• Coworker: Spanish is way mo betta.
• Me: That movie's like the primary reason why I decided to try out French. Then it was because I wanted to be a romantic. It turned out I wasn't the latter after the teacher let me pass with a D out of pity.
• Coworker: I took a few years of Spanish and one of Latin.
• Me: I'm tumblring the foreign language part about our IM conversation because I think it's amusing.
• Coworker: Sweet.