Hae-factor

The Blue Pill That Wasn't For Me To Take.

• Me sounding frantic: Um ... do you have any food or something I can hide that in to take it?? I'm not very good at swallowing pills.
• LabCorp lady: This isn't for you — it's to dilute the water so people can't cheat the drug screen test. You'd turn blue if you ate it!
• Me sounding relieved: Oh! Whew!